Curses And Hallelujahs

d lord woke from a pow’ful sleep
his mouf b tongue-tied wit wicked words
words fur to make d devil hisself gargle wit bitin’ fluids

d lord b done dreamed he a womanlord
wit all duh womanparts dat goes where
day belonged on his/her frame

oh how did all d men dat d womanlord did encounter
lay day searchin’ eyes upon his/her pulchrituded parts

one upon de udder, day fed day hongry, salacious eyes,
‘till it jes made expletivity fill his/her heart and mouf

he/she cursed dere mommas as unfit fo’ pig slop an
day papas as eunuch swineheards fo’ keepin’ ‘em

he/she cursed day chillin born and unborn
as bein’ unnatchelly delivered out de back o’ day momma’s rind

and he/she cursed a hex on all mens dat day neva would find love
if day didn’t change day waze an learn how ta stop actin’ lak damn fools

a proclamation went out
but d lord woke up befo’ it could b red an ratified

so he jes licked his lips, rolled ova an let d ol’ world b
da way it b wit dees troublesome folks killin’ each udder
an’ d earth whiles day at it

he was tired an’ retired

“day on day own far as I’s concerned”